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Raxxon Pharmaceuticals Has Everything Under Control

In a time of increasing crisis, Raxxon Pharmaceuticals is the steady hand ensuring the health and flourishing of civilization. Raxxon Pharmaceuticals has partnered with nations around the world to provide resources needed to confront recent threats. With the support of local volunteer teams, Raxxon ensures security and safety for all.

Updates from Raxxon

Security Level: purple
Posted August 31

Although Raxxon and many people of the world have fought bravely, there comes a time when admitting defeat is the first step to rebuilding society.

Our tracking of the virus spread has seen infection rates reach the tipping point. Despite the heroic efforts of Raxxon Pharmaceuticals, with help from others, this scourge on humanity has somehow spread into an unstoppable death spiral. Those who have access to fallout shelters or other long-term habitats are encouraged to make use of them. Raxxon will stay above ground, taking the help of any of those who are still willing to put themselves at risk.

As of now, Raxxon Evacuation Kits will be shipped nationwide. You will be able to find them in your Friendly Local Post-apocalyptic Preparedness Store this October. We hope they can help keep your community safe. Until they arrive kits will be available via recruitment as they have been, and the command line interface continues to be available.

Before, signing off, we at Raxxon would like to repeat that neither Raxxon nor our wonder-drug Zomoxtrin are responsible for the doom the world currently faces. Nevertheless, we will do everything necessary to bring humanity back from the brink when the time comes. One day we will look back and see this moment as humanity's turning point toward a greater society. No disease. No violence. No pollution. Humanity will thrive on Raxxon!

Security Level: red
Posted August 15

WARNING: Reports indicate that refugees from other cities have heard rumors that Indianapolis, Indiana is a safe haven from the recent outbreaks, and tens of thousands may be headed that direction.

Be warned that our data indicates that Indiana is at an alarming 64% infection rate. If you enter urban areas such as Indianapolis this week, you may run into someone who is infected. Meanwhile, Raxxon has had only an 18% compliance rate in the city. Not enough people are accepting Raxxon's generous help by following commands without questions.

Raxxon does NOT recommend entering Indianapolis this week. Those who must should look out for the typical warning signs of infection.

Security Level: red
Posted August 7

Hurry! Before they find it! We, the free agents of earth, in an effort to reclaim society, have discovered the following unedited instructional video originally produced by Raxxon but hidden until today.

We've hacked in here to present it to you, the uninformed citizen. It's been engineered so that Raxxon won't see this post. But the truth must get out... The Truth must be known.

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