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Crisis Being Successfuly Contained by Raxxon

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Raxxon continues to believe that statements in the media regarding a "zombie apocalypse" are histrionic and hyperbolic. These kinds of exaggerations do nothing but panic the population and hinder the ability of our government and Raxxon Pharmaceuticals in trying to combat the problem.

Although there is a correlation in the recent spread of the virus and the presence of Raxxon in those areas, it is only BECAUSE of the spread that Raxxon has needed to be there, not the other way around. Imagine how out of hand it would be without Raxxon's presence!

Although sme areas are beginning to look dire, everything is fully under control. In fact, in some ways, life has never been better for those still using Zomoxtrin.

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